weaponsofmassdestruction-r-us

weaponsofmassdestruction-r-us:

so in the past two days, I have

- covered my entire body in toothpaste

- ate 4 jalapenos smothered in tobasco sauce (I’m still lightheaded)

- mixed vanilla ice cream with the juice inside a random pepper and liked it

- tried a chicken wing coated in chocolate and found out it’s not half bad

-…